PONSTENSOR
SUBNETRADAR’S MASCOT
PONSTENSOR
SUBNETRADAR’S MASCOT
The pons is the bridge in the brain stem. It is the part that carries every signal across. We put a hat on it.
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Most mascots have to explain the joke. This one lands three times before you finish reading it.
It sits in the brain stem and carries the signals between the halves. The name is Latin for bridge. That part is not a joke — look it up.
The place on Robinhood Chain where tokens get built. The bridge between an idea at 2am and a pool that trades by breakfast.
A network for machine intelligence, paid out in τ. A brain that pays. Put those together and you get the name.
The only mascot whose name you can find in a medical textbook. Everything labelled below is real anatomy, except the two things that obviously are not.
* Verified by nobody. The anatomy is real; the hat is not.
Four steps. Every one of them worse for your financial health and better for your sense of humour.
Pick a face, type your line, hit save. It renders in your browser — nothing is uploaded anywhere.
The faces climb by themselves: deadpan, thinking, cool, fire.
Or just drag him around the picture.
It does nothing. That is the point. Every other project has a button that promises something; this one is honest about it.
Counted in your own browser. Nothing leaves this page, which is also why the numbers are only yours.
He is a brain. So he answers questions — real ones, about subnets, emissions, deregistration, how any of it works. Newcomers can ask here without going into a Discord first.
Answered from SubnetRadar's own chain data. He will not discuss price, and he says so when he cannot verify something.
Fifteen seconds. Tap the coins, not the brains. This is the entire roadmap.
Every meme on this page, made in the same pipeline as the coin itself. Click one to open it big, then save it and put it somewhere it does not belong.
Eleven heads, one character. Transparent PNGs — click to save, then reply with them.
Telegram: message @Stickers, send /newpack, drag the png folder in. That is the whole process.
It is not the kind that says gm. Ask it anything about Bittensor and it answers from the chain, from sixty-seven written definitions, or it tells you it does not know. It has never once made a number up, which sounds like a low bar until you meet the others.
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read off the chain when you asked, not from a cache of last weekIt reads what the teams say in their own channels every day, what shipped, what is being talked about on X, which slots are about to be taken, and where wallets with a record are moving. That is the whole of it: a mascot who happens to be the best-informed thing in the room.
Made by the SubnetRadar team, who spend their days reading this chain anyway.
It thinks on Engy (SN53) and reads X through Desearch (SN22) — both Bittensor subnets, on the chain it answers questions about. Bittensor eating its own cooking.
The figures come from neither of them. Those are SubnetRadar's own chain data, and a model never invents one — if it has not read it, it says so instead.
Counted, not claimed. These come straight from the machine that runs him — posts made, questions answered, and how many of those he could answer without going near the chain.
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Answered honestly, which around here is the actual novelty.
No. Not by Pons, not by Bittensor, not by anyone connected to either. It is named after the pons because the pons is a bridge, and it launches on Pons because that is where you launch things. If a site tells you otherwise, that site is lying.
There was, and it is wound down. Ponstensor is SubnetRadar’s mascot now and there is nothing to buy. The old contract still exists on the chain, so if somebody hands you an address and says it is his, it is not.
There wasn't one, and then one turned up anyway. The bot in the group answers questions about Bittensor from the chain rather than from vibes — sixty-seven written definitions, thirty-two live datasets, and a refusal to guess at anything else. You can put it in your own group. It is still a brain in a hat with a gold coin round its neck; it simply reads.
No. There is no coin and no pool. He is SubnetRadar’s mascot; asking him things is free and always was.
One person and a render pipeline. Every image on this page came out of that pipeline, including the ones you make yourself in the machine above.
Probably not. Most of them do not. That is the honest answer, and it is the same answer every other project would give you if they were allowed to.
$PONST is wound down. Ponstensor is SubnetRadar’s mascot now — the same brain in the same hat, reading the same chain — and there is nothing attached to buy.
If somebody hands you an address and says it is his, it is not. The old contract still exists on the chain. There is no pool to trust, no chart to read and no contract to check. This page used to carry the address so nobody would find it on a fake page; it is gone for exactly the same reason.
What is left is the part that was always the point: he answers questions about Bittensor from real chain data, free, and says so when he does not know. Ask him in the group, or on SubnetRadar.
Everything on this row is either true today or marked as not decided. No projections, no partners, no "phase three".
| Name | Ponstensor |
|---|---|
| Token | None. $PONST is wound down — nothing to buy, no contract to check |
| What he is | SubnetRadar’s mascot. A brain in a top hat that reads the chain. |
| What he does | Answers questions about Bittensor from SubnetRadar’s own chain data, free, and says so when he cannot |
| Price talk | None, ever. He reports a figure and refuses to say where it is going. |
| Team | One person and a render pipeline |